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September 3rd, 2014

Hormonal Confessions

What’s worse than a garbage can without a cover when you’re staying with your boyfriend, you ask? A garbage can without a cover at your boyfriend’s place when HE HAS A DOG! Talk about this to the author of this hormonal confession.

"Hi Zoé!

Just like you, I had my period when I slept over at my boyfriend’s place. As the garbage in the bathroom obviously didn’t have a cover, I made sure to camouflage my used pads well, using toilet paper, and I did this all weekend.

I had thought of everything! Except… the possibility of a dog. Oh yes, what just had to happen, happened – big time. My boyfriend came out of the bathroom, telling me that his dog had emptied the garbage can and ripped apart my used pads... OH.MY.GOD!!! He had cleaned up all my used pads that his dog had ripped up! I don’t think I had ever been so embarrassed in my whole life!!!”

You are not the only one who has had that happen to them, don’t worry! I received other confessions from girls whose pads and tampons were casualties of a dog attack! It reminds me of the time when I had my period and I went to a girlfriend's house who has a dog. He kept on snorting my crotch! Talk about totally awkward!

Hence the importance of:

1- Choosing your pet appropriately (the risk is of course reduced with a parrot, hamster or gold fish) ;)

2- Invest in a garbage can with a cover – why not one of these?

Has your pet also attacked your used pads and tampons?

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 Zoé’s never at loss for words. Part fashionista, part foodie, she loves sharing her latest discoveries and funny stories.   Zoé had her first...