20 Thoughts that Cross our Mind when our Period Is Late
September 6th, 2016
When our period is late and we’re not yet ready to have a child – especially if we’re single – a number of things cross our mind… ;)
1-Hmmm, I’m a day late... but not enough to worry about it.
2-Well ok, second day late, my god... I must be pregnant!!!!
3-But wait, who’s the father?!?!
4-Not a big deal if I don’t find him; I’ll raise the child on my own. Don’t need a man to do the job. #GirlPower
5-Starting tomorrow, I’m taking matters into my own hands and I’m looking for a new house!
6-Oh my god, how am I going to raise a child with only $1,000 of savings?
7-Now that I know I’m pregnant, that explains why I have the impression that my pants are tight… and it especially has nothing to do with the jar of Nutella I devoured yesterday!
8- That also explains why I lost it on my cat the other day! #hormones
9- Wait! Does that mean no sex for nine months?
10-Ok so if I’m in my first month, that means I’ll be giving birth next June, and that means saying good-bye to my trip to Vegas! Nooooo!
11-Ok, be positive! One upside: I won’t get my period for the next nine months!
12-And I can eat as much as I want!
13-Does it mean that I have to start eating fruits and veggies again and less pizza?!
14-Shiittt!! No more sushi and alcohol for nine months!
15-But I’m going to have bigger boobs!
16-I’m going to find out more about childbirth just to see… Ahhhhhh!! But what’s an episiotomy?!?
18-But how can a nine-pound baby come out of my hoo-ha?
19-And what if it’s twins??
20-Thank god! I’ve never been so happy to see blood in my undies! Let’s celebrate!
Hahaha! We go through so many emotions in so little time... especially when we make sure we're super protected. But when you’re trying to get pregnant, I can’t imagine the immense joy you can feel when you ARE late!
What other thoughts would you add to this list?